Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

Another Rod Hilton gem!

The prop finds out too late the true meaning of "...DONE, professionally".



Tried and tired out, I know. Cut me some slack here; it's my first time :p

The Terminator: Salvation Abridged Script is just out, and you wouldn't need to have seen the movie to enjoy it. I would know, because I did not see it.

[I am saving up for Transformers 2 and GI Joe. Plus, I may be seeing Up this weekend xDStupid nuts, it only opens here in August!]

As of now, the script is not up on his Editing Room site just yet, so you'll have to mosey along to Cracked.com to see it.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Adaptations to avoid if familiar with source material.

Appointment with Death (1988)

In this murder mystery, Lauren Bacall plays Lady Westholme, who's onscreen for maybe a cumulative half-hour (out of two-plus hours). Now, why would a famous and definitely established actress (with second billing in the movie) accept the role where she only comes out for a quarter of the movie?

Simple. Because SHE DID IT.

In the book, Lady Westholme comes in for about 10 pages (out of 300+). That's why it's shocking when it's revealed. You don't even think she's relevant till the end. With Lauren Bacall's presence in the film, you just KNOW that she's involved somehow.

The Da Vinci Code
(2006)

The movie is just touching the tip of the iceberg. The book itself is filled with more conspiracy theories and symbological history and significance, and makes for a very, very interesting read (if you're patient, that is). Besides that, the book didn't place the Opus Dei as a group of conspirators who want the truth withheld; they were manipulated by the Teacher, the true villain of the piece. In the movie, Alfred Molina (of Opus Dei) IN TURN manipulated Jean Reno, who was naturally pissed at this turn of events; in the book, they only meet at the end, when everything's over. Also, I felt that the book's reveal near the end was more cinematic (and is definitely doable on-screen), rather than Tom Hanks telling Audrey Tatou, "IT IS APPLE."

[Okay, he didn't SAY that, I just summarised it :)]

The Golden Compass (2007)

The major flaw of this adaptation is that they tried to translate this book to the big screen with a young or pre-teen audience in mind, which was not what the series was about. Just a warning to those of you who want to read the book after the movie: it's drastically different. Even though the series revolves around kids, it's not something bookstores would put up beside Enid Blyton. It deals with death and loss (it doesn't hold back on the body count), and doesn't really end on a happy note. The biggest faux-pas of the movie was cutting the ending short of the book just to kid-ify it. I was furious.

The Harry Potter movies (third to fifth; 2004–2007)

I don't know why they can't make those movies into three-hour features (if it's a Labour Law/Children's Rights issue, please enlighten me) like what Peter Jackson did with Lord of the Rings. If it were three hours, they'd be able to explore more aspects of the book, and not make it look so rushed and all-over-the-place. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind watch their favourite stars for another 30-45 minutes extra. The movies have been quite faithful to the general storyline, though, which is good.

[It also didn't help that JK Rowling wanted her latter Potter books to literally be tomes.]


The Holcroft Covenant (1985)

The book was very intriguing, with a lot of twists and turns that you'd come to expect from Robert Ludlum, but still never see coming.

The movie? Hell no.

I like Michael Caine, but the movie was absolute crap. They simplified a LOT of things (probably time constraints) and added some humor (which was totally wrong).

DEFINITELY a "Watch first, read later".
[Or you know what? READ now, watch NEVER :)]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Purists (and fans in general) will LOATH this movie. It's very, very loosely-based. I would've, too, but since I only read the comic AFTER I'd seen the movie, and despite the continuity issues and corny-ish lines, I liked it.

Max Payne (2008)

Max Payne was looking so far, so good till the ending.

Oh wait, THERE WAS NONE!

The movie only adapted HALF of the video game's storyline. I was way beyond geeking out when I saw the helipad, only to see Max to shoot Beau Bridges, and the end credits roll. By the way, all that close-up of sweat was pretty gross. And not enough bullet-time!

Queen of the Damned (2002)

The book has a lot of backstory on the origins of the vampires, which the movie only devoted a few choice lines to, with Jessie in a prominent role and focused on her relationship with Lestat, which was non-existent in the book, since they only met for a few seconds. The movie was only so-so for me; would be worse if it weren't for Stuart Townsend.


Got something you loved turned into a movie you hate? Comment below and let us know! :)

Sunday, April 19, 2009

On hiatus.

I'll be away for the most of next week, so as I won't be having Internet access, I don't think I'll be able to update on movie news and such.

[And since I'm still packing, I haven't had the time to type out the few reviews that I have in mind. Hindsight's such a bitch.]

But, don't worry that the blog will be dead for the entire week, I've asked Pammy to try and update sometime during next week when she can (because she has exams).

So, see y'all when I get back! :D

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Watchmen, the Abridged Script.

Courtesy of Rod Hilton, I bring you this link (clickie), and some highlights:
JACKIE EARLE HALEY
(growling)
I just finished watching The Dark Knight. This is how superheroes talk, isn’t it?

PATRICK WILSON
Fair enough. I pretty much stole my costume from that movie.
And my personal favourite:
BILLY CRUDUP
If only you could perceive my big blue penis in four dimensions, as I do.

Plus a bonus:
MALIN leaves to go see PATRICK WILSON. Upset, BILLY teleports himself to MARS and builds a GIGANTIC QUMRRLFPSKLZNT to WALK AROUND ON.
and...:
They all FIGHT in SLLLOOOOOOOWWWW MOOOTTTIIOONNN. THENSUDDENLYFASTMOTION! Then SLOOOOOOOOWWWWWW MOOOOTTIIIIOOONNNN AAAGGGAAIIIINNNN.

Read the full script in the Editing Room.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Upcoming movies for summer!

Now that I've seen Watchmen, I can devote my Googleefforts on other upcoming movies. Here are the ones I'm having an eye out for:

1) X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2) Star Trek

3) Angels & Demons

4) Up

5) Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen

6) The A-Team (?)

7) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Kicking it off is the final trailer for X-Men O below. Expect more news on those movies (when available) in the days to come! :)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

...And we're off!

Hey everyone, welcome to our movie-blog! We'll be looking at movies (ch-yeah, duh!), old and new, as well as the odd post on upcoming movies that we can't wait for. Occasionally we may talk about TV and books, but as this essentially is a movie-blog, don't worry, we won't deviate from the main topic at hand.

Feel free to leave a message at the Shoutbox to your right, or if you have a movie that you love/hate, and you want us to rave about/skewer it, drop us a line at the S/b and we'll check the movie out.

Pamela will be making the blog's first official review, so come back soon to check out her post on Disturbia! :D